n. (pûrvûrt)
One who practices sexual perversion.
per·ver·sion
A practice or act, especially one that is sexual in nature, considered abnormal or deviant.
de·vi·ant
One that differs from a norm, especially a person whose behavior and attitudes differ from accepted social standards.
Missionary sex under the blanket seems to be the accepted social standard. So I'm a pervert, and proud of it
