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What? I was in my prime when I was 1. I was so good looking... people used to be like "what are you? 0?" and I'd be like "nah, I'm 1 already" and they'd be like "wow, you don't look a day over 0!"
All the chicks used to talk about how hot I was... they couldnt' wait to stick a nipple in my mouth too... they wanted me.
Yeah... those were the days. I tell ya though, if you knew me then, you probably wouldn't even recognize me now.
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