haha it's easy man
e-gold is like paying for stuff with actual gold. The only way to fill your account is through an authorized trader.
i.e.
http://www.londongoldexchange.com/
LGE only works with wire transfers I believe.
http://www.fxspeed.com/eng/
Can be used to trade PayPal for eGold (and other e-currencies).
If you need anymore info, my contact info in sig
