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Warphead · 04-18-2002, 01:45 PM

Years ago I attempted to buy the domain adult.com but it was taken, when it was purchased by Lens & co I should have been given a chance to outbid - but wasn't. What's more the concept of AP was first created by me, I promptly told my dog about it - apparently it was overheard by the evil (soon to be) Adult.com conglomerate who promptly stole it and became rich at my expense.

The final straw was that Lensman sent his stud-goon Wizzo to systematically seduce each and every girlfriend I've had since then - then corral them into modeling on their site!

They even went so far as to use my saintly mother in the GFY logos!

And here I am, a lonely and bitter man, robbed of his rightful place in society. I am here to demand restitution, but a leather jacket would go a long way toward healing my wounds.

04-18-2002, 01:45 PM
Warphead Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kiss my yankee dick. Posts: 994	How AP cheated ME! Years ago I attempted to buy the domain adult.com but it was taken, when it was purchased by Lens & co I should have been given a chance to outbid - but wasn't. What's more the concept of AP was first created by me, I promptly told my dog about it - apparently it was overheard by the evil (soon to be) Adult.com conglomerate who promptly stole it and became rich at my expense. The final straw was that Lensman sent his stud-goon Wizzo to systematically seduce each and every girlfriend I've had since then - then corral them into modeling on their site! They even went so far as to use my saintly mother in the GFY logos! And here I am, a lonely and bitter man, robbed of his rightful place in society. I am here to demand restitution, but a leather jacket would go a long way toward healing my wounds. Last edited by Warphead; 04-18-2002 at 01:48 PM..