Originally Posted by beergood

The only blowjobs you'll be getting from now own will be paid for during business trips.


Also,
The first thing to remember is your life now belongs to someone else. You're her bitch and she has you by the nuts of which she can rip one off and keep it during divorce. Don'd do it dude. Just spare yourself, seriously. Have her kick you in the nuts and give her half of all your assets and just call it a day. The end result will be the same.