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imageman · 01-19-2005, 02:23 PM

#1 They pay me back the thousands they owe, with interest.
#2 They start telling the truth!!
#3 Their refunds come down to the level of others billing companies
#4 They pay us all the 900 # money owed from years back
#5 They get technical staff who know what they are doing
#6 They improve customer support 1000 times
#7 They keep 50 million in reserve funds at all times to cover moines owed to webmaster, should this shit ever happen again.
#8 They refund all webmasters the unused part of the Visa $750 or $350 per annum, that we all had to pay before they lost their merchant account.
#9 They make good all losses incurred due to their down time after losing their merchant account.
#10 As compensation for all their fuck ups over the past 8 years they reduce their commission rate to 5% or less.

I could go on but you get the idea, when hell freezes over !!

01-19-2005, 02:23 PM
imageman Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,938	I will put Ibill back on my sites when #1 They pay me back the thousands they owe, with interest. #2 They start telling the truth!! #3 Their refunds come down to the level of others billing companies #4 They pay us all the 900 # money owed from years back #5 They get technical staff who know what they are doing #6 They improve customer support 1000 times #7 They keep 50 million in reserve funds at all times to cover moines owed to webmaster, should this shit ever happen again. #8 They refund all webmasters the unused part of the Visa $750 or $350 per annum, that we all had to pay before they lost their merchant account. #9 They make good all losses incurred due to their down time after losing their merchant account. #10 As compensation for all their fuck ups over the past 8 years they reduce their commission rate to 5% or less. I could go on but you get the idea, when hell freezes over !!