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An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a
small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Oh my, yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil! That sounds like a good idea!" she answers.
But there's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I better keep an eye on them, just so there's no trouble."
So he follows them as they walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support and aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down, and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever imagined, much less seen. They are thrashing about like eighteen-year-olds, and it goes on for some forty minutes!
She's yelling, "Ohhhh, God!", and he's hanging on to her hips for dear life. It went beyond imagination!
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still have sex like this.
After about an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggle to their feet and get their clothes back in
order. The policeman, still watching thinks, ''That was truly astounding, that old man just wouldn't stop. I have GOT to ask him what his secret is."
As the couple stagger past, leaning trembling on their walking sticks and each other, he says to them, "That was absolutely amazing! You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?
"No, there's no secret," the old man says, "except that fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."
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just a little bit naughty
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