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How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.
What do a ****** and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Why are ******s always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.
What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A ****** on fire.
What do you have if you've got a ****** up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
How do you starve a ******?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
How do you get 12 ******s in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.
Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.
How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.
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