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Originally posted by Cheshire
And young Irish man goes to confession...
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."
The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, 'tis I."
"And who might be the woman you were with?"
"I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Bridget O'Shanter?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona Mallory, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But, you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend, Sean, slides over and
whispers,"What'd you get?"
"Five more good leads"
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ahahhaa, nice :D
Just saw this one @ amazingjokes.com
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Radar Trap Warning
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn?t getting many. Then he discovered the problem?a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read ?RADAR TRAP AHEAD?.
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading ?TIPS? and a bucket full of change.
(And we used to just sell lemonade.)