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now for some of them old cowboy jokes
There was this cowboy who was captured by apache indians.
they took him back to the camp and told him that he can have 3 things before he dies on the 4th day.
Day 1: the mans wish was only to talk to his horse, the indians said ok so they brought his horse over and the man whispered into it's ear, the horse went riding off and came back later that night with a blonde, the indians could understand the man was gonna die in a few days.
Day 2: the mans wish again was to talk to his horse again, so again the indians brought the horse over and the man whispered into its ear, and the horse went galloping off and came back shortly with a redhead, the indians thought to themselves poor white man is about to die and he can only think about 1 thing.
Day 3: the indian chief went to the man asking his last wish because he will die tomorrow, the man said "I just want to talk to my horse one last time" the indian chief gave the order to bring the mans horse over this time the man grabbed the horse by both ears and said " POSSE, P-O-S-S-E!!!!!! YOU GOT IT THIS TIME!!!!!"
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