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- What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
- What's the difference between dog shit and ******s?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
- What's the difference between a ****** and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
- What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
******s.
- Why don't sharks eat ******s?
They think it's whale shit.
- How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
- What did the Alabama sherriff call the ****** who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
- What's a ******s idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
- Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
- What is a ****** on a bike?
Thief.
- What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead ****** in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
- What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
- How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.
- What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A ****** on fire.
- What do you have if you've got a ****** up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
- What do you get when you cross a ****** with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.
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