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1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do
the dishes? Both of them.
2. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop
and ask for directions.
4. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases
of beer.
5. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds
eventually will mature.
6. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
7. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't
know. It has never happened.
8. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking? They all already have boyfriends
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