I am calling for a law to be passed to make it prosecutable to eat or drink in public for all fat people.
It sickens me to watch fat people waddle down the street devouring a Mars bar they just bought from the shop - like they can't even wait til they get home to gorge themselves - and then they throw the empty packet on the street. What sort of image are they going to portray to their children?
In fact - just make it a blanket ban on all people eating in the street. Ban fat people from eating anyfuckinwhere apart from their homes.