Thread: Fractured Toe
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Old 04-14-2002, 10:30 AM  
twistyneck
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When bad things happen to good people, it is always a good idea to consult the Bible and see what God wants you to do. From the Book of Matthew:

5:29 "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee; for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."

5:30 "And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off and cast it from thee; for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."

I guess you should cut the fuckin' thing off.
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