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Originally posted by MetaformX
time for the funniest jokes youve ever heard. keep em short and spiffy. and if it's not funny, ill make sure your never ever allowed on the internet again.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife: "martha,i've just won the lottery! pack up your things!"
"fantastic" replies Martha.
"shall i pack for warm weather or cold weather?"
"i dont care" says the man. "just as long as you're out of the house by noon"
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I saw someone telling that joke on TV last night. I foget who or what show.