MetaformX

time for the funniest jokes youve ever heard. keep em short and spiffy. and if it's not funny, ill make sure your never ever allowed on the internet again.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife: "martha,i've just won the lottery! pack up your things!"

"fantastic" replies Martha.
"shall i pack for warm weather or cold weather?"

"i dont care" says the man. "just as long as you're out of the house by noon"

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