Hahahahaa
A friend of mine actually made a few hundred bucks one summer selling "Miracle Weather Rocks" for $5.95 each !
Customers would unpack a plain cardboard box to find a palm sized piece of flat limestone, with instructions ...
1. Place Miracle Weather Rock on a flat outdoor surface (window sills make a good location.
2. to use MWR, open window and touch rock.
If rock is warm, you can wear shorts today ... it is a nice day out.
If rock is cold, you had better bundle up a bit more-cooler weather forecasted.
If rock is damp or wet, you had better take an umbrella. The forcast is rain today ..
And if your finger sticks to rock, or rock is covered in snow, you had better wear boots and heavy clothes, winter has arrived.
The following summer, his entrepeneurial skillz brought us the Enviromentally-Friendly Flying Bug Killer ...
For the low low price of $10.00, customers recieved two 4 " square blocks of wood ... maticulously sanded smooth, with a black markered Bullseye on the top of one of them ...
1. Place bottom block (the one with the bullseye on it) in an area known to be frequented by flying insects ...
2 Wait for insect to land on the bullseye area of the block.
3. In one swift movement, forcefully bring down second block on top of the first block.
Your bug problem will gradually subside ... all while NO HARM is being done to the water table or the ozone layer ...
to free enterprise !!
Hey... I cannot recall ...
Have we seen Valeries mammalian protruberences yet ???
