You wanna work for the $$$?
My Dad owns a security company in Malden Mass. I can get you 40 hours a week the day you show up at his door. It's a cake job and he's a good guy. Let me know if you want the job and I'll call him up for ya. He'll probably even give you enough of an advance so you can get a cheep motel or something.
But if you fuck him over I'll have to

ya
Let me know.