Originally Posted by SinBucks

So while I was at the show, I managed to make quite a collection of porn. DVD's, mags, toys etc. Because I knew that I had to move fast at my connection stop, I didn't check any luggage; I just kept it all on me in two small suitcases. When I was clearing security one of the xray guys wanted to search one of the carry on bags; sure enough it was the one filled with porn. As a joke for my girlfriend I brought her back one of those rubber penis's that was being given out at the show. So the security guy pulls the thing out right in the middle of the security line. It was pretty funny shit at the time. Especially when people were slowing down to look. So I wonder what kind of weapon he thought the rubber penis was?