bitch
go around at 4am and fill all her keyholes with superglue
put fetish and gay porn mags hanging outta her mail box
subscribe her to snail mail spam lists
use a lighter under the handle on her car door and run away when she approaches, before she sees you
put out a personal ad in her name under the women for women section in the local newspaper
advertise a garage sale at her house, 6 am sunday morning
take out an obituary in her name
call for taxis and pizzas to her address
tip off local tabloids regarding a whore house at her address
register her full name in a .com and point it to some beast site
accuse her of running beast sites
tip off cnn about it
throw condoms filled with milk onto her lawn in the middle of the night
introduce fire ants to her back yard
shoot her kid with a bb gun
shoot her with a shotgun
steal her panties from the washing line
