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I collect green peices of paper with faces and numbers on them.
I love my collection, so I don't keep it at my house. I visit the collection every now and then to add newly acquired pieces, and to admire the sheer volume of the collection.
Each piece of paper is from a different part of the country, ya know.
Once every year around April 15th, some asshole tries to steal it. He usually gets away with some.. but he never will know where I hide the good stuff.
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