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Old 01-07-2005, 06:08 PM  
NoCarrier
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/white_noise/

1.3/10

Would you see a movie rated 1.3 out of 10? NO FUCKING WAY. I am waiting for the DVD release.. Or at least, on The Movie Network.

There is a reason why they released that movie in January (SLOWEST MONTH OF THE YEAR FOR MOVIES).


1.5/5 "You know a ghost story is in trouble when the leading man's wrinkles and scars are more intriguing than any of the on-screen spooks."


D "The movie stinks."
-- Robert Denerstein, DENVER ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS


D+ "About as much fun as watching static on TV."
-- Tom Long, DETROIT NEWS


0/10 "What in the world has happened to the horror genre?"
-- Fiore Mastracci, OUTTAKES WITH FIORE


1/4 "The movie, at least, is spot on in one regard: it respects the long-running tradition of January cinema releases by being both lousy and miscalculated."
-- David Keyes, CINEMAPHILE.ORG


1/4 "...a clumsy, dreadfully preposterous and pedestrian thriller that seems to believe loud noises are the same as good frights."
-- Aaron Hillis, PREMIERE MAGAZINE


C- "About as scary as a Jack-o-Lantern in broad daylight."
-- Harvey S. Karten, COMPUSERVE

1/5 "fails miserably to frighten, enlighten, or entertain"
-- David Levine, FILMCRITIC.COM


C "A barkingly dumb would-be thriller"
-- Nell Minow, MOVIE MOM AT YAHOO! MOVIES


1.5/4 "Unoriginal and reliant on cheap scares, White Noise isn?t worth your time."
-- Mervius, FANTASTICA DAILY
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