http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/white_noise/
1.3/10
Would you see a movie rated 1.3 out of 10? NO FUCKING WAY. I am waiting for the DVD release.. Or at least, on The Movie Network.
There is a reason why they released that movie in January (SLOWEST MONTH OF THE YEAR FOR MOVIES).
1.5/5 "You know a ghost story is in trouble when the leading man's wrinkles and scars are more intriguing than any of the on-screen spooks."
D "The movie stinks."
-- Robert Denerstein, DENVER ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS
D+ "About as much fun as watching static on TV."
-- Tom Long, DETROIT NEWS
0/10 "What in the world has happened to the horror genre?"
-- Fiore Mastracci, OUTTAKES WITH FIORE
1/4 "The movie, at least, is spot on in one regard: it respects the long-running tradition of January cinema releases by being both lousy and miscalculated."
-- David Keyes, CINEMAPHILE.ORG
1/4 "...a clumsy, dreadfully preposterous and pedestrian thriller that seems to believe loud noises are the same as good frights."
-- Aaron Hillis, PREMIERE MAGAZINE
C- "About as scary as a Jack-o-Lantern in broad daylight."
-- Harvey S. Karten, COMPUSERVE
1/5 "fails miserably to frighten, enlighten, or entertain"
-- David Levine, FILMCRITIC.COM
C "A barkingly dumb would-be thriller"
-- Nell Minow, MOVIE MOM AT YAHOO! MOVIES
1.5/4 "Unoriginal and reliant on cheap scares, White Noise isn?t worth your time."
-- Mervius, FANTASTICA DAILY