Ummmmm you are not going to generate signups by getting the sources for your traffic mad at you by acting like a twit. Sure you'll be able to generate a wee bit'o traffic on your own but not enough to make enough to even pay for a decent host. Make the people that know this trade mad and your sources for help will dry up rapidly.
Ask:
Darren
Mrs or Mr Bulldog (whatever he's going by right now)
And there is a whole host of others that started out acting like you are. They had to jump thru hoops to get back in good graces.
I took the liberty to make you a new signature. The more you let your fingers type unengaged from your brain the better it fits.
Feel free to use this, I open it to the public domain under the laws of the USA, and disclaim all rights as to its use.
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and f*ckin proud of it!</font></p>
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