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Old 01-06-2005, 06:52 AM  
StuartD
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Originally Posted by nico-t
man thats really dirty....
a view in your future:
When the baby is born and you get married (or already are), her life mission is completed. So she's gonna get fat, saying 'its all the fault of the pregnancy'.
Then she continues, with her not being pregnant, to fart and she's starting to burp too.
She's doing this cuz all this time she needed to be slim and pretty to get a guy, and once theyve married and got a kid they think 'well i dont care anymore' and grow into a huge ass piece of human being thats dirty as hell... and you fell for this ancient set up!
lmao
yeah, I knew that well ahead of time... oh well, no biggy. I've had relationships with women bigger than her. Size matters not to me really... and I know what you're thinking "if he's saying this, she's already huge." but no, she's actually got (err... had) quite the little body on her. But if she does get bigger, it won't make any difference to me.

That being said, I don't want her to balloon WAY beyond what she is now, and totally let go. But if she ended up like most skinny women who get pregnant and end up bigger (I'm not saying all do)... I won't mind.
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