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Originally Posted by mardigras
Of course pregnant women fart. Women eat things when they are pregnant that they would never even consider at any other time  |
Just before bed one night, she turns to me with a huge smile on her face and goes "honey!! Can you go to the store for me?" and I'm like "uhmm.... depends, what for?" and she says "I have the hugest craving for some jalapeno chips!" and I'm like "hell no!!"
Damn... she has a bottle of rollaids in her purse as it is to deal with the heartburn and stuff and her farts kill plant life as it is, there's no way I'm feeding her jalapeno chips before bed!
