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Mazer Rackus · 04-09-2002, 04:28 AM

I just got this spam:

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Dear Friend,

Are you as tired as I am of reading about how fat Americans have become?
Does the horrible reality that over half of us are overweight make you kind
of nervous? We exercise, try every new fad diet on the market, and are
bombarded with weight loss tips but nothing seems to work. Well I'm writing
you today to tell you that I found something that works and my name has been
taken off that overweight list.

It wasn't me, but a note from an old friend that finally motivated me. I was
sitting at my computer, checking my e-mails when I noticed a subject that
read "dear old friend". Well that was incredible in itself because most of
my e-mails say "dear victim of my next scam." Well, I had to open it and I'd
like to share it with you because somehow that e-mail made me look at my life
a little differently. I'll spare you most of the details but the gist of the
letter was: "If you are a name from my very distant high school past, I say
hello. You were the very best looking lady in our graduating classÿFFFF85and then
some. Life has slipped by quickly, but has been good. If you are you then
my very best to you." Well, it was me and as I sat there in my tent dress
eating baby oreos (they aren't as fattening) I kind of chuckled "boy if you
could only see me now."

I started to write back that my life hadn't been so great and that now I
weighed 60 pounds more than when he last saw me. Then something stopped me.
What was I doing? Accepting all this blubber as a fact. Giving up and
admitting I'm a cowÿFFFF85I don't think so.

I immediately called a friend who had found a product that reduced her
appetite and burned off excess fat. The product, Berry Trim Plus, uses a
small Asian berry called the Brindall Berry to decrease the appetite and burn
fat. Well, let's just say that THIS PRODUCT IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLEÿFFFF85it
actually works!!! In 6 weeks, I've lost 28 pounds. I'm even considering a
visit to my next reunion! Berry Trim Plus is the very best diet product I've
ever used. Losing weight is actually easy! And you can lose weight really
fast or go slower if you wantÿFFFF85it's up to you. I've given you the solution so
please do yourself a favor and get off the obese half of our country. You'll
feel and look like a new person. Don't let middle age rob you of your
beauty. Order Berry Trim Plus now and be the person you used to be.

GOOD LUCK,

Monica Palmer

CLICK HERE TO ORDER
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think i should forward it to Sleazy ?

04-09-2002, 04:28 AM
Mazer Rackus So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 333	Stupid Fat Spam I just got this spam: --------------------------- Dear Friend, Are you as tired as I am of reading about how fat Americans have become? Does the horrible reality that over half of us are overweight make you kind of nervous? We exercise, try every new fad diet on the market, and are bombarded with weight loss tips but nothing seems to work. Well I'm writing you today to tell you that I found something that works and my name has been taken off that overweight list. It wasn't me, but a note from an old friend that finally motivated me. I was sitting at my computer, checking my e-mails when I noticed a subject that read "dear old friend". Well that was incredible in itself because most of my e-mails say "dear victim of my next scam." Well, I had to open it and I'd like to share it with you because somehow that e-mail made me look at my life a little differently. I'll spare you most of the details but the gist of the letter was: "If you are a name from my very distant high school past, I say hello. You were the very best looking lady in our graduating classÿFFFF85and then some. Life has slipped by quickly, but has been good. If you are you then my very best to you." Well, it was me and as I sat there in my tent dress eating baby oreos (they aren't as fattening) I kind of chuckled "boy if you could only see me now." I started to write back that my life hadn't been so great and that now I weighed 60 pounds more than when he last saw me. Then something stopped me. What was I doing? Accepting all this blubber as a fact. Giving up and admitting I'm a cowÿFFFF85I don't think so. I immediately called a friend who had found a product that reduced her appetite and burned off excess fat. The product, Berry Trim Plus, uses a small Asian berry called the Brindall Berry to decrease the appetite and burn fat. Well, let's just say that THIS PRODUCT IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLEÿFFFF85it actually works!!! In 6 weeks, I've lost 28 pounds. I'm even considering a visit to my next reunion! Berry Trim Plus is the very best diet product I've ever used. Losing weight is actually easy! And you can lose weight really fast or go slower if you wantÿFFFF85it's up to you. I've given you the solution so please do yourself a favor and get off the obese half of our country. You'll feel and look like a new person. Don't let middle age rob you of your beauty. Order Berry Trim Plus now and be the person you used to be. GOOD LUCK, Monica Palmer CLICK HERE TO ORDER ------------------------------------------- think i should forward it to Sleazy ?