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Robbie · 01-05-2005, 01:38 PM

Wow. It never ceases to amaze me how much people from other countries hate our guts. It must be that evil genius George W's fault. Oh, wait a minute, he's not an evil genius, he's a stupid cowboy. Oh well, whatever. When you guys figure it out I'm sure that you're countries will let us know.
Maybe the United Nations could just get back the BILLIONS and BILLIONS of dollars that the Europeans and Sadaam Hussein extorted from the Oil for Food program? It's just sitting in a Swiss bank collecting dust right now. Then the problem would be solved.
Although I guess we would still have to have that fleet of ships off the coastline with helicopters flying 24 hours a day delivering aid to make the money mean anything.
But we're probably just using this to extend our military might! Damn, we're such rotten assholes. Why do we keep torturing the world like this? It must just be for the amusement of Haliburton and Dick Cheney.
All I can say is....you better be glad that I'm not in charge. The Mid-East would be a radioactive zone and we'd have the oil companies in radioactive protective suits in there taking ALL the fucking oil so I can drive my Hummer!
And all the Europeans who hate us? I got nothin' but love for ya! Sure, you're a rude bunch with no manners. And you DO tend to listen to your governments' party lines a little too much. But then again, I guess you have to since they are socialistic and control every facet of your existence.
You probably don't mind it too much. As long as they let you have JUST ENOUGH capitalism to peddle porn with the rest of us and make YOU more money than the poor clowns around you. If you ever get tired of giving all your money away, come on over to the good old U.S.A. We got a big ass country over here full of hot looking women who know how to shave their legs and underarms. Plus all the chicks here REALLY dig guys with foreign accents!!!!
Just think about it...you'd get to actually keep most of the money that you earn...and you'd get to fuck a bunch of blonde haired big tittied bitches!! So stop hating us! Come on over and let's get drunk!

01-05-2005, 01:38 PM
Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,960	Wow. It never ceases to amaze me how much people from other countries hate our guts. It must be that evil genius George W's fault. Oh, wait a minute, he's not an evil genius, he's a stupid cowboy. Oh well, whatever. When you guys figure it out I'm sure that you're countries will let us know. Maybe the United Nations could just get back the BILLIONS and BILLIONS of dollars that the Europeans and Sadaam Hussein extorted from the Oil for Food program? It's just sitting in a Swiss bank collecting dust right now. Then the problem would be solved. Although I guess we would still have to have that fleet of ships off the coastline with helicopters flying 24 hours a day delivering aid to make the money mean anything. But we're probably just using this to extend our military might! Damn, we're such rotten assholes. Why do we keep torturing the world like this? It must just be for the amusement of Haliburton and Dick Cheney. All I can say is....you better be glad that I'm not in charge. The Mid-East would be a radioactive zone and we'd have the oil companies in radioactive protective suits in there taking ALL the fucking oil so I can drive my Hummer! And all the Europeans who hate us? I got nothin' but love for ya! Sure, you're a rude bunch with no manners. And you DO tend to listen to your governments' party lines a little too much. But then again, I guess you have to since they are socialistic and control every facet of your existence. You probably don't mind it too much. As long as they let you have JUST ENOUGH capitalism to peddle porn with the rest of us and make YOU more money than the poor clowns around you. If you ever get tired of giving all your money away, come on over to the good old U.S.A. We got a big ass country over here full of hot looking women who know how to shave their legs and underarms. Plus all the chicks here REALLY dig guys with foreign accents!!!! Just think about it...you'd get to actually keep most of the money that you earn...and you'd get to fuck a bunch of blonde haired big tittied bitches!! So stop hating us! Come on over and let's get drunk!