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TaDoW · 12-30-2004, 10:44 AM

1.) never EVER wear black jeans.

2.) throw them away

3.) buy diesel or AG

4.) purchase condoms

5.) a few more condoms....

6.) wake up the next morning sore, sweaty, and with claw marks from where she dragged the pants off of you

12-30-2004, 10:44 AM
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	1.) never EVER wear black jeans. 2.) throw them away 3.) buy diesel or AG 4.) purchase condoms 5.) a few more condoms.... 6.) wake up the next morning sore, sweaty, and with claw marks from where she dragged the pants off of you __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!