I'm of the opinion there is no god.
If there IS a god, and a heaven and a hell, are there different LEVELS of hell?
There is no WAY someone who cheats on their spouse once OR offers up pictures of Tawnee Stone for a living should find himself sitting next to Hitler for all eternity.
P.S. John dies and goes to hell. Satan offers him the choice of his eternal sentence.
The first room he comes to, he notices the souls falling down an endless mountain with broken glass and razors on the hill. He thinks for a minute and thinks, "Whoa, that looks like too much for me."
Satan opens the door to the second room and he watches as his wife is impaled by the biggest cocks he's ever seen and hears her say, "You're SO much better than my husband ever was."
He thought about that one for a bit, but figured it was too much for him to take mentally.
Finally they come to the third room where he notices a bunch of others standing in shit up to their waste...but drinking coffee and eating donuts. He figures this isn't bad. You'd get used to the smell afterall, and you get to eat too. So he chooses this one.
No sooner does he walk in and grab a cup of coffee and a donut, does a voice boom, "Okay, coffee break's over, back to standing on your head."