|
Heard a great blonde joke about montreal on Easter Sunday.
So, a blonde is on a plane flying to montreal in coach. After the plane takes off she notices that not too many people are up in First class and she moves up there. The steward and stewardess get a little peeved that she moved up to first class with out even asking. So the stewardess goes back to tell her that since she paid for a coach fair she will need to move back to the coach seats.
The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Montreal.
The stewardess got frustrated went back and told the co pilot and the pilot.
The copilot told her that he would go back and take care of it. He went back and politely told the lady since she purchased a coach fare she was going to need to move back to her seat. The blonde replied "I am Blonde, beautiful, and going to Montreal."
the copilot also got frustrated with this. he went back to the cock pit.
the pilot asked if she moved. she hadn't. The pilot, having a blonde wife, assured the others that he spoke Blonde and go could her to move back to her seat.
Now the Pilot went back, sat down next to the blonde and whispered in her ear. Nobody knew what was said but after the pilot got up and came back to the cockpit the blonde got up and gathered her things and moved back to her coach seat.
Amazed by what happend the steward and stewardess went up tot he cock pit and ask the pilot how he did that.
The Pilot, with a smirk on his face, said candidly, that he told her flat out that First Class wasn't going to montreal.
|