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Tala · 12-25-2004, 10:03 AM

If you've ever had Christmas dinner on a ping-pong table.

If you've ever been too drunk to fish.

If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.

If you own a home that is mobile and four cars that aren't.

If you successfully execute the "pull my finger" trick at Christmas dinner.

If you mother keeps a spitcup on the ironing board.

If someone has ever said, "Hey, move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

If your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to go help take the wheels off of it.

If your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

If the curtains in your truck are nicer than the ones in your house.

If the wife and the dog fight over who gets to ride shotgun.

If you give all your kids the same name so you remember it.

If the most common phrase heard in your house is, "Someone go jiggle the handle!"

If anyone has ever accused you of "lying through your tooth."

If your daddy walked you to school because you were in the same grade.

If your grandmother can tell jokes that offend truckers.

If you think it's strange to buy milk.

If your idea of a mall is a Super Wal Mart or Sam's Club.

12-25-2004, 10:03 AM
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