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I KNEW IT! I KNEW chopsticks were a practical joke on white people! I just imagined the first white guy that pulled up onto the shores of Japan.
Japanese man talking to his friend: Hey, check that out! White people! I'm gonna go fuck with them. I'll invite them to dinner and tell them we eat with sticks. Come on, this is going to be fucking great!
And the joke persists today. When you go to japanese restrants, most of them hang out in the kitchen and laugh at us while we fumble with our wares.
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