What are the odds, lol? My mom and dad are both sick as dogs, puking every 30 mins, along with my grandmother, one of my aunts, and her step-daughter.
My mom and dad are the ones who have the whole Christmas shindig at their house tonight... so basically Christmas is canceled!
What shitty luck we have. My mom has a raw turkey stuffed and ready to go in the oven and she's so sick she can't even get up to take it to the fridge out in the storage room (only place it will fit).
Plus, during the five minutes after she pukes and feels a little better, she keeps calling me crying because she thinks she's ruining my Christmas, lol. I feel really bad that everyone is so sick... but a secret part of me almost feels relieved that I don't have to deal with the chaos today and tonight. That's so wrong and scrooge-like, though.
