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"The Joke Writer," by Ross Abrash, page 82
The Late Late Show's chief monologue writer, Ross Abrash, prays each day
that Mike Tyson bites somebody, Billy Joel crashes his car or J.Lo gets
divorced so he can turn their troubles into jokes.
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