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I look like I need a shave right after I need a shave
I think Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise look like 12 year olds(except I had a moustache at 12 LOL)
I shaved ONCE
felt freaky, looked alien, and itched like a motherfucker when it came back in.
I worked with an old Matlese dude. He told me that when he was working on a freighter on the oceans, he was in a crew with a lot of Arab guys. They'd squat over a coffee can of salt water, dip their fingers in the water, and then pull the hair off their nutsacks. Something to do with cleanliness/Islam. If they can stand yanking the hair off their own nuts, it's no wonder these crazy fuckers can starp explosives onto themselves.
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