Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

How about this..

Dear XXXXX,

Recently a member of your household purchased a XXX PORN membership. Our records show the transaction details as follows.


Joe Blow
321 cherry street
IP # 127.0.0.1 ( aol time warner cable systems )

Our credit card company has recieved a request for a refund for *FRAUD*

State law requires us to contact police fraud investigators to seize the computer that was involved in the fraudulant purchase ip # 127.0.0.1

If the purchase was not fraud or may have been attempted by a person in your own household , please contact us immedietly to prevent the seizure of your computer.

Filing a false fraud report can bring up to 20 years in prison.