Okay ... this is going to go into my list of arguments for why professional ball players are absolutely stupid fucks.
heard this on a talk show this morning on the radio, so it's not entirely confirmed, but nonetheless makes for a great bit of gossip...
it turns out .. 3 high profile professional sports players in seattle purchased the space needle and want to change it. They've already gone as far as painting the top of it BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE!
So.... alledgedly these god damned dipshits want to GO FURTHER and physically change the shape of the top of the space needle into 1 of 3 shapes: 1.) a football 2.) a baseball or 3.) a basketball.
WHAT THE FUCK? I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE ALLOWED TO BREED PEOPLE THIS STUPID!