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AaronM · 12-20-2004, 12:36 PM

They are all sitting by a camp fire one night and the Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it.

The American and the Mexican both look at him like he's fucking nutso. Then they ask why in the hell he would do such a thing. The Russian replies: "Where I come from, we have much Vodka!"

After another minute or two the Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it.

Without hesitation, he proudly states: "Where I come from, we have lot's of Tequila!"

The American thinks about this way of doing things. He pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniel's, take s 3 or 4 swigs off it, takes out his gun, and shoots the Mexican.

12-20-2004, 12:36 PM
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	So there's a Mexican, an American, and a Russian..... They are all sitting by a camp fire one night and the Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it. The American and the Mexican both look at him like he's fucking nutso. Then they ask why in the hell he would do such a thing. The Russian replies: "Where I come from, we have much Vodka!" After another minute or two the Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it. Without hesitation, he proudly states: "Where I come from, we have lot's of Tequila!" The American thinks about this way of doing things. He pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniel's, take s 3 or 4 swigs off it, takes out his gun, and shoots the Mexican.