People say that they're, "just kidding" 95% of the time to cover up the truth.
"Baby, it's not the pants that make your ass look fat...it's your ass that makes the pants look tight.
JUST KIDDING!". Hugs, kisses, we're all friends again...blah!
You weren't kidding and that's just plain sad!
How long has that baby's food bowl been sitting there!?!?! Jesus, I'm sick to my stomach after reading this thread!