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Old 12-17-2004, 06:41 PM  
MT_Butterfly
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OK, here is my official guess. There are approximately 3 ejaculates of semen floating around in your testes, which are located inside of your scrotum, which are located inside of your pants, which are, if I recall correctly located in or around NYC. The current temperature in Long Island, NY is 36 degrees F, which means no swimmers have died off because of hot temperatures but due to cold temperatures don't have the motility to kill each other off, either. In other words, they are alive but really cold and shivering to stay alive.

Based on scientific calcuations....there are exactly 6,789,423 individual spermatoza currently swimming in your testes.

Results are based on a 2% variable, dependent upon when you last whacked off.

Thanks.
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