I believe there was a man named Jesus, but I think maybe the whole story thing got a little bit "distorted"... Ever play the game Password where you whisper a phrase and pass it on and by the time it gets back to you it's something completely different?
If people can believe that shit now, with all that we know, just imagine how gullable people were back then, maybe Jesus was the worlds greatest con-artist?
Anyway, even if Jesus did "come back" one day, who the fuck would believe him? Maybe he already did come back and is on meds now in some mental hospital.
Also, ever notice that people who really really believe in Jesus and need him the most are those who have hit rock bottom in life (or close to it), and don't want to take responsibility for their bullshit.
Jesus won't save you, save your own ass.
