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Stay away from roomates who are serial killers. I had one once. After awhile i started noticing human heads in the fridge. I didn't think anything of it. He was from New York and i figured it was a local custom.
Then he showed me his new jacket and it looked like it was made out of human skin, but who am i to judge. Thinking back, that should have been a dead giveaway.
There were other signs as well. Like the time i got home early from work and he was using a chainsaw to cut that young woman up. I was tired and told him to make sure he cleans up the mess.
It wasn't until the police stormed the house a week later that i put 2 and 2 together.
So, watch out who you get as a roomate.
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