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What's the difference between a ****** and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What do you call a ****** in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
What do ****** kids get for Christmas?
Your bike
What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead ****** in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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