Thread: What is it that you do in your life that you regret doing?
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Old 12-13-2004, 12:43 AM  
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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
A few months ago I ate at a Chinese Restaurant in Paradise, California. It was about a 30 minute drive from there to my house. 25 minutes into the drive I REALLY started wondering if I was going to make it all the way home without shitting my pants.

I kept telling myself I was going to make it home. I drove as fast as I could. I finally made it to my driveway, which was 3/10ths of a mile long. About 30 feet into the driveway I decided I COULD NOT wait until I got home, even though I was less than a minute from my beloved private toilet.

I got out of the car dropped 'em, and sprayed Chinese food out my ass onto my driveway. I had to wipe with one of my socks.

I regretted eating at that restaurant.



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