monaro

Had some issue with bpnd isp a few minutes ago, rang technical support and had been advised they're doing upgrades.
I asked how long will it take. Tech. gent said in a very firm and strong voice the "From 1am-6am. There will be upgrades!"

I said, "It's like 3am, I was tossing off to some porn, and the cable went down, right in the middle."


Very long pause(spelling), the tech gent replied, I will have you back in few minutes!

I said, its cool mate! I have this dvd here instead!

And for the next 5 minutes we are talking about this dvd, I started to feel scared now, this tech guy knows where I live! Man he sounded like he wanted to come around and watch it...

Very scared and need comforting. Freaky, the tech gent got me back online straight away..

Sounds like cable guys are everywhere!

EEEK