Thread: The usual story when someone says sales are slow
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:28 PM  
Mr Exotic
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Quote:
Originally posted by Furious_Female
Affiliate: My sales are down yesterday and today, is there a problem?
Account Rep: Hmm...Let me see what's up!
Affiliate: Ok
*3 hours goes by*
Affiliate: Find out anything?
Account Rep: I'm waiting to hear from our programmers still
Affiliate: Oh ok
Account Rep: I looked at our overall sales and everything seems to be normal, if not better than usual!
Affiliate: I've never gone a day with NO sales. I don't have TGP traffic and I don't convert 0:3000
Account Rep: Yeah that is odd... let me ask <insert random person's name in the office>
Affiiate: Ok
*Day goes by*
Affiliate: Hey, did you find out anything about my sales?
Account Rep: Everything is fine our our end <insert random other webmaster> is having record sales today!
Affiliate: I don't understand what happened to my sales in the past 48 hours... it's just weird
*Account Rep is now offline. (Invisible) of course*

so so so true
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