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Originally posted by Corona
I was there that awful day.
And I can tell you that it was a helicopter that crashed into the Pentagon.
I was walking along the sidewalk in front to the Pentagon and I heard a low flying helicopter. Naturally I looked up and I saw a Army helicopter. I almost wet myself when I realized that Elvis and Jimi Hendrix were flying the thing. Then I see that the side door is open and there hanging out the door are Tupac, The Notorious BIG, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain and Vince Foster(I think).
I motioned for them to move closer to the Pentagon so I could get a photo for the National Enquirer when someone passed the bong to Elvis and he lost control of the helicopter and crashed into the Pentagon.
I am sorry that the whole thing was my fault.
To cover up the accident the CIA shot down a airplane full of people so that there would be a plane missing that they could then say crashed into the Pentagon.
They also guided, by remote control, two other planes into the World Trade Towers all in an effor to cover up the helicopter crash.
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Shit man, you were on acid on September 11... but it sounds like you had a wild trip!