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Old 12-10-2004, 02:05 PM  
SykkBoy
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I get this one a few times

Affiliate: you fucking crooks! you're shaving me! I show no clicks and no sales
Me: what's your webmaster ID, I'll look at your account
(Affiliate gives the webmaster ID. I look it up)
Affiliate: I just clicked my link again and I don't see any clicks showing up.
Me: hmm, odd, I don't see any clicks either. What page are you sending from
(affiliate gives me the url)
Me: is this the only page you are sending from?
Affiliate: yes, right now
(I click the link myself and our site comes up. I wait a few minutes and check affilitae's stats and sure enough, click dones't show up)
Affiliate: You shaving fucker, I'm going to go on GFY and tell everyone you are shaving, theiving bastards. I'm going to tell the guys at NATS you're shaving so they can terminate your account with them.
(On a hunch I view the affiliate's source code and in another browser login as the affiliate and interestingly enough, he's copied his affiliate code WRONG I point out his problem)
Affiliate: Ooops, my bad.
(affiliate logs off ICQ)
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