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Far-L · 12-10-2004, 01:48 PM

Sponsor: sales have never been better!

Translation: spin control is important since there are so many other programs out there diluting sales!

Affiliate: Ratios suck why are sales down?

Translation: If I whine loud enough in a public forum will my sponsor be more generous with the shave this month?

Now... spoken in Homegrownese....

Homegrown: Sales have never been better!

Translation: We stopped getting so many supposed credits/deductions when we took over our own marketing!

Affiliate: Ratios suck why are sales down?

Translation: Why aren't I sending my traffic to Homegrown?

12-10-2004, 01:48 PM
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	Sponsor: sales have never been better! Translation: spin control is important since there are so many other programs out there diluting sales! Affiliate: Ratios suck why are sales down? Translation: If I whine loud enough in a public forum will my sponsor be more generous with the shave this month? Now... spoken in Homegrownese.... Homegrown: Sales have never been better! Translation: We stopped getting so many supposed credits/deductions when we took over our own marketing! Affiliate: Ratios suck why are sales down? Translation: Why aren't I sending my traffic to Homegrown? __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."