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Originally posted by Ron2k1
If the pig doesn't want to put his dick in the woman he simply can refuse it.
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Well back in the day when I produced pig porn we'd actually experience this from time to time.
The problems usually involved either:
1: Drugs - The pig was using drugs to hide the pain of being molested by his uncle pig when he was just runt....for some reason this is a common factor in most pig porn stars...sociologist state it is usually what drives them into this biz to begin with.
The Cure: We had to hire a fluffer...not a pretty job in the pig porn biz but someone's gotta do it.
2: Alcohol: See drug explanation up above.
3: Homosexuality: Very rare in a pig but dammit we've experienced it. However once we figured this out we just used him in our gay pig pornos and made serious cash. Ever see "Corkscrew Tail Follies?" Gay pig porno classic.
4: Porn Star Syndrome: We experienced this after the success of Corkscrew Tail Follies, Porky "makin' bacon" The Pig after a falling out with Warner Brothers couldn't seem to get a job in the cartoon industry. Well one day he came to my office a broken down pig. He was begging for a job...so I auditioned him which basically consisted of him dropping his drawers....god damn...the pig was hung like a dog...I knew there was potential.
Anyway Corkscrew Tail Follies opened up to rave reviews...Screw Magazine gave it 4 out of 5 erect penises.
It wasn't a week after that review came out that Porky started to demand closed sets, better looking women and trailer with a bowl of m&m's with all the brown ones pulled out.
Well we said fuck that fired his ass and he hasn't been heard from since.
Anyway, I got tired fo trying to keep up with all the release forms...damn that fucking 2557 bullshit....ever try to track down a birth certificate and 2 forms of id for a pig?
It's not impossible, but damn difficult.
Well it was fun while it lasted...the money, the booze, the drugs and let's not forget the pigs...ever party with a pig? If you have you know what I'm talking about.
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